Towering Pillar of Hats
Spy with the Towering Pillar of Hats TF2
Basic Information
Worn by All
Released January 27, 2010 Patch
Availability Drop, Craft, Purchase, Uncrate (Unusual)
Tradable Yes
Giftable Yes
Craftable Yes
Paintable No
Nameable Yes
Craft #? No
"Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS."
The Gentle Manne of Leisure

The Towering Pillar of Hats is a headwear item wearable by all classes. It is a stack of 3 hats; a grey bowler hat, similar to the Spy's Backbiter's Billycock, a black top hat, similar to the Demoman's Scotsman's Stove Pipe, and a boater with a black ribbon.  The hats are apparently glued together, as when the class wearing it dies, the stack stays intact.


  • The Towering Pillar of Hats was worn by John 'Tower of Hats' Booth in his wanted picture, earned by Bilious hale when he bravely sat down on him, the hat is now on display in Coal Town.

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