|Meet the Scout|
The 'Meet the Scout' Intro
Jan. 19, 2009
Featured Voice Actors
Nathan Vetterlein, Gary Schwartz
[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of RED team.]
[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]
[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]
[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]
["Meet the Scout" text appears]
[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]
Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]
Scout: "Yo, what's up?"
[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]
Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]
Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]
Scout: [back to text] "I'm a force a' nature!"
[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]
[Cuts back to Scout]
Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]
[Cuts back to Scout]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]
[Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]
- Alike every 'Meet the Class' video, the intro has the "Copyright LOLOLOL" written on the bottom-right corner.
- Similar to 'Meet the Demoman', this map also takes place in Gravel Pit.
- The scene where the Scout can dodge bullets fired by a Sentry-Gun is deemed inaccurate, as Sentries are always accurate with their shots, excluding Rockets.
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