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Revision as of 05:06, 2 December 2020
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Released | September 11, 2007 |
Run time | 1:27 |
The Meet the Spy video is a video which shows insight of the Scout.
Script
[The Engineer is sitting in front of a red truck, strumming his guitar. The track "More Gun" plays.]
Engineer: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
[A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head]
Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
[the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.]
Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
[A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.]
Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
[Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.]
Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
[a blown-off hand lands at the Engineer's feet]
Engineer: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,
[Engineer kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart]
Engineer: Built by me,
[A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen]
Engineer: and you best hope;
[The Engineer's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera]
Engineer: not pointed at you.
[The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer.]
Video
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