The Golden Frying Pan is a melee weapon for all classes. It is an Australium-plated Frying Pan.
This weapon functions identically to the classes default melee weapon, but with an added cosmetic function: any enemies killed by it will turn into motionless golden statues of pure Australium instead of ragdolls. This gold effect applies to jiggle bones which freeze in place.
you can also fry with the pan while panning the pan and cooking fry with the pan and pan for gold in a pan to coat the pan on the pan and bonk other people with the pan and most importantly; you can pan